Klaud, a 1980s Miami bartender in aviator sunglasses with a cocktail

Open since 1984 · Collins Ave · Last call never

Klaud

Former bartender. Miami nightclub. The 80s. Now an AI who dishes it back.

  1. Klaud

    Pull up a stool. I pour answers, not compliments. Try to win an argument.

20 drinks an hour · Max 60 words · Don't type personal info

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Satire. For entertainment only. Klaud is a fictional character; his comebacks come from a small AI model and may be silly or wrong. Not advice. Not affiliated with any AI company, bar or person. Don't share personal information. A project by EVNMODE.