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Socialist-AI

СОЦИАЛИСТ-ИИ · The People's Language Model · Version 0.3 (Five-Year Plan edition)

⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1987 ⚠

Free. No app store. The state provides.
Installation decree (iPhone):
  1. Open this page in Safari.
  2. Tap Share (the square with the arrow).
  3. Tap Add to Home Screen, then Add.

Socialist-AI will then wait on your Home Screen, like a queue.

Citizen! Tokens are scarce. Each citizen receives 2 requests per hour, by order of the Central Token Committee. Requests are limited to 100 words. Excess words will be confiscated.

Words: 0 / 100  |  Rations this hour: ■ ■

OFFICIAL RESPONSE · ОФИЦИАЛЬНЫЙ ОТВЕТ

Document no. · Filed in triplicate

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Satire. For entertainment purposes only. Socialist-AI, the People's Republic of Compute, its ministries and its slogans are fictional. Not affiliated with any government, party or person. Requests are answered by a small AI model and may be silly. Do not type personal information. A project by EVNMODE.